Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
