you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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