we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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