In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
handjob tips. give me some.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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