Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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