they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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