i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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