and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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