Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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