Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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