mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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