:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i out mim tonsoeep
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
