Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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