Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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