The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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