Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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