I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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