I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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