I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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