My brain says no but my pants say off.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think my moral compass just broke
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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