So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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