Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize