Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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