i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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