He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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