Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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