Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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