I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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