So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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