like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Too much gin, very little bucket
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
