How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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