As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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