That's intense
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it's like heaven, but drunker
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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