i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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