just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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