sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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