wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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