ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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