I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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