I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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