I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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