I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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