Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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