my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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