Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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