It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
