When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish you could order shots online.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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