I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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