Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I am available for nakedness
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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