Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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