I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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