i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just forgot I was standing up.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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