I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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