you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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